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To: DayTraderKidd who wrote (12038)	10/17/1999 4:51:00 AM
From: Plaything	Respond to of 62554

Old man at a nudist resort. The old man finally succumbed to his unending curiousity and forked out a 1 yr's membership fees to join a nudist resort. Eagerly he strips naked and begins to "check" out the scene. Soon enough he sees this incredible blonde bombshell, fully nude of course, walk by him. He gasps and looks down at his instant hard-on. He thinks to himself, this is AWESOME! To his amazement the blonde bombshell approaches him and asks, "Excuse me sir, did you call for me?" "No, I did not" replies the confused old man. "Well, you must be new to this club then", says the nude blonde, "You see let me explain the rules here, everytime someone gets a hard-on then it is my duty to service it", and she proceeds to give the amazed old man a thorough blow job! After the service the old man wanders around in a blissful daze thinking about what just transpired. Soon he spots a swimming pool and decides to take a swim. And as he bends forward to jump in, he farts! After a couple of refreshing laps he gets out of the pool only to face this "big", black, naked man. "Excuse me sir, did you call for me?", asks the black man. "No I did not" replies the confused old man. "Well sir, I see that you must be new to the club, so let me explain the rules. Everytime someone farts, then it is my duty to service that person" and so saying the "big", black man turns the protesting old man around and gives him a thorough back-end job! The old man is highly upset and angry now, he storms to the front desk and throws his membership card down and demands that his membership be cancelled right away. "Why sir, why do you wish to do something like that?" asks the lady at the front desk. "You see, I am a 75 year old man. Once in my sorry life I get real hard-on but dammit I fart 60 times a day!!"