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To: AnnaInVA who wrote (12040)	10/17/1999 9:32:00 AM
From: posjim	Respond to of 62554

A middled age man dressed in a suit gets on a bus in NYC. He sit's down across from a kid in his early 20s dressed in a tie dyed shirt, 3 pierced rings in his nose and has yellow, red and orange streaks in his cropped hair. The punk rocker looks over and see's the man staring at him and say's " What are you LOOKING it?" The man replies, " Sorry, I was in the army 20 years ago and got real drunk on leave one time in Thailand. I had sex with a parrot and was wondering if you were my son" posjim

To: AnnaInVA who wrote (12040)	10/17/1999 10:21:00 AM
From: Tecinvestor	Respond to of 62554

This Is Pretty Cornea A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. "Oh my, I am sooo sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the woman invites him to the theater followed by drinks. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap...and stay for breakfast the next morning. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed!! Everything had been incredible!!!! "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?" "No, she replies......... > > > > > > > > > > keep going...... > > > > > > > > > > (Wait for it...) > > > > > > > > > > "You just happened to catch my eye."