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To: DayTraderKidd who wrote (12047)10/17/1999 6:48:00 PM
From: Mephisto  Respond to of 62555
 
The following are instructions printed on consumer goods:

On Sears hairdryer:

Do not use while sleeping.
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On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert:printed on bottomof box

Do not turn upside down.
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On packaging for a Rowenta iron:

Do not iron clothes on body.


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On a Swedish chain saw:

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.