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To: Vision21 who wrote (1803)	10/18/1999 11:13:00 PM
From: Susie924	Respond to of 2380

Looks like I'm going to be the first to die! :-(

To: Vision21 who wrote (1803)	10/19/1999 9:54:00 AM
From: Susie924	Read Replies (5) \| Respond to of 2380

I just had the BEST cup of coffee! Now for a joke: > TOP 10 SIGNS THAT YOU'VE BOUGHT A CHEAP CAR > > >10. Your tinted windows are also known as Hefty Garbage Bags. > > 9. The car reaches its optimum speed when going downhill. > > 8. The hi-tech stereo system often requires a new needle. > > 7. The rear-view mirror says, "Objects in Mirror Are Better > Than This Piece of Junk." > > 6. The odometer on the dashboard is not as sophisticated as > the everyday abacus. > > 5. Shadow Traffic warns other drivers what highway you're taking. > > 4. The sticker on the windshield says, "Batteries not included." > > 3. You fill up the tank with Unleaded Coals. > > 2. You can only go to restaurants that offer Valet Pushing. > >And, without further ado, the number one sign you bought a cheap car: > > 1. When you pass hitchhikers, they put their thumb down. >