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To: John Messbauer who wrote (12082)	10/19/1999 9:17:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Respond to of 62581

Three duffers were taking lessons from a pro. The first hit it way to the right. The pro said It's due to LOFT. The second hit way to the left. The pro again said is due to LOFT. The third trying and the ball just went a few feet and stopped. The pro said LOFT. All three questioned the pro about LOFT He replied: "Lack Of Fucking Talent." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation: "Listen honey, why don't we have a few drinks, dinner, go to my apartment and really make love?" Ex-wife: "Over my dead body!" Husband: "You haven't changed a bit !!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q: What do you call a redhead with ESP and PMS? A: A know-it-all bitch.