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To: Tomato who wrote (12102)	10/21/1999 2:09:00 AM
From: Karen Lawrence	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62552

On a t-shirt. "Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder."

To: Tomato who wrote (12102)	10/21/1999 10:39:00 AM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62552

> Buckwheat & Darla were in school, and the teacher asks > Darla: "How do you spell 'dumb'?" > Darla Says: "d-u-m-b". > > The teacher says: "Very good, now use it in a sentence." > > She says: "Buckwheat is dumb." > > "Now spell "stupid." > > Darla Says: "s-t-u-p-i-d." > > The teacher says: "Very good, now use it in a sentence." > > Darla says: "Buckwheat is stupid." > > Then the teacher calls on Buckwheat and says: "Buckwheat, spell dictate." > > Buckwheat stands and says: "d-i-c-t-a-t-e, dictate". > > The teacher says: "very good, now use it in a sentence." > > "I may be dumb, and I may be tupid, but Darla says my dictate good!" > >