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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Mephisto who wrote (12153)	10/23/1999 8:23:00 PM
From: Paul K	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Three dogs were gathered outside the local meat market salivating over the side of beef in the window. A banker's dog, a criminal's dog, and a union dog. They were discussing ways to get their paws on the side of beef. First, the banker's dog says, "Why don't we go in and offer to pay for the side of beef on an installment plan, interest rates are low right now and I know I can get us a good deal." The criminal's dog says, "No, that would take too long...why don't we just run in there, you distract him and I'll grab it and run." Finally, the union dog says, "I have a better idea. Why don't we just sit out here and whine...they'll give it to us."