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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (12181)	10/26/1999 4:30:00 PM
From: Karen Lawrence	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast; bacon, eggs, perhaps a slice of toast? Grapefruit with coffee to follow? He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "it's really taken the edge off my appetite." At lunch time, she asks if he would like something. A bowl of home made soup, maybe, with a cheese sandwich? Perhaps a plate of snacks and a glass of milk? He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "It's really taken the edge off my appetite." Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. She'll go out get him a burger, pizza - a steak or how about a tasty stirfry that would only take a couple of minutes? He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "it's really taken the edge off my appetite." "Well," she says, "would you mind getting off me? I'm starving!"