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To: David Miller who wrote (12197)	10/26/1999 11:55:00 PM
From: John Freeman	Respond to of 62550

Beautiful David, thanks would make a great halloween costume - NOT later john

To: David Miller who wrote (12197)	10/27/1999 11:30:00 AM
From: broken_cookie	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62550

SPEAKING OF HALLOWEEN.... A man throws a fancy-dress party with the theme of 'human emotions'. On the night, the first guest arrives, the host flings open the door to see a man covered head to toe in green paint with the letters N and V painted on his chest. "What have you come as?" asks the host. "I'm green with envy". The host replies, "Brilliant, come in for a drink" A few minutes later, the host opens the door to see a woman in a pink bodystocking with a feather boa covering her most intimate parts. "Great, what have you come as?" asks the host and she replies, "I'm tickled pink". The host says, "Come on in and enjoy the party". A couple of minutes later, the doorbell goes again and the host opens the door to see 2 guys, stark naked, one with his penis in a bowl of custard the other with his penis stuck in a pear. The host is naturally shocked and says "Jesus Christ! What the hell do you look like, you could get arrested standing here in the street like that. What emotion is this supposed to be?" The first guy replies "Well, I'm fu*king disgusted and my friend has come in despair.