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To: Calvin Scott who wrote (12205)	10/27/1999 2:24:00 PM
From: Iko	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62569

I can't wait to try that on our two cats after closing today! The following number is the Brown and Williamson tobacco customer service hotline:1-800-578-7453 Call the number and listen to the recording. It's hysterical. Sincerely Another Dog

To: Calvin Scott who wrote (12205)	10/27/1999 9:04:00 PM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62569

How to Give Your Dog a Bath: 1. Grab Dog by the collar and swiftly position on washing machine spindle. 2. Close washing machine top. Dogs head may be protruding a bit so use a hammer to insure the lid is closed. 3. Hot water only. Dogs are pretty gross. 4. Wash for 30 minutes. Open lid every 10 minutes to let dog breath. 5. Remove dog from washer and place in dryer. This should be a fairly easy task, as the dog will seem dead but is just resting. 6. Dry dog thoroughly. Sincerly, the CAT ----------- I sent your post out to a few friends and got the above back. It isn't that good but I figured the politically correct thing to do was to give cats equal time.