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To: Rainy_Day_Woman who wrote (7668)10/28/1999 1:47:00 AM
From: Druss  Respond to of 12754
 
Sherry--I think he would take you up on anything.
That link is a classic, the spelling, phrasing, and on and on. I love the suave picture of him playing an accordian. You just can't find that sort of web site just anywhere.
Druss



To: Rainy_Day_Woman who wrote (7668)10/31/1999 7:52:00 PM
From: Mr.Manners  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 12754
 
DSGumby and Vapidness



Terrible diet and a room with no ventilation are being blamed
for the death of a man who was killed by his own gas. There
was no mark on his body but autopsy showed large amounts
of methane gas in his system. His diet had consisted of beans
(they said what kind; I forgot) cabbage (and a couple other
things). It was just the right combination of foods.

It appears that the man died in his sleep from breathing from
the poisonous cloud that was hanging over his bed. The ME
said, had he been outside or had his windows opened it
wouldn't have been fatal but the man was shut up in his near
airtight bedroom. He was ''...a big man with a huge capacity
for creating [this deadly gas].'' Three of the rescue workers
got sick and one was hospitalized.

Afterwards one lucky trout of a drunk was found outside the man's residence, completely stoned.
Apparently he had been deliberately inhaling the gas and swilling TBird.
Authorities released Solon once it was found that DSGumby had not carped after all, but just looked that way normally.