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To: Henry Volquardsen who wrote (12229)	10/29/1999 1:24:00 AM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Respond to of 62551

A blonde goes into the hair parlor with her walkman on. Her Hair dresser says to her, "You need to take the walkman off, before I can cut your hair." The blonde says, "I can't take it off... I'll die." "But I can't cut your hair with a walkman over your ears." "I can't take it off, I'll die." Flustered, the hair stylist grabs the walkman and rips it off of the head of the blonde...and the blonde collapses and dies. The police come to investigate. They pick up the walkman and listen. It is repeating... "Breathe in, breathe out, breathe..." ~~~ A blonde was driving through Iowa, past some corn fields, when she looked over and saw another blonde. She was setting in the corn rows and was rowing like she was in a boat. The blonde got out of her car and called over to the one in the corn field and said "It is stupid blondes like you that gives the rest of us blondes a bad name. I would come over there and knock your head off...if I could swim."