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To: Tecinvestor who wrote (12241)	10/29/1999 1:05:00 AM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Respond to of 62550

Sadie and Esther, two elderly widows, are sitting, people-watching, in a Catskill hotel lobby. "You know, " says Sadie, "I've been reading this Sex and Marriage book and all they talk about is mutual orgasm; mutual orgasm here, mutual orgasm there, that's all they talk about. Tell me, Esther, when your husband was alive, did you ever have mutual orgasm?" "No," says Esther, "I think we had Allstate."

To: Tecinvestor who wrote (12241)	10/30/1999 3:57:00 AM
From: Arctic Trader	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62550

The Promise A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. One day she picked up the urn he was in and poured him out on the coffee table. Then she started talking to him, and tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, "You know that fur coat you promised me, Irving?" She answered by saying, "I bought it with the insurance money!" She then said, "Irving, remember that new car you promised me?" She answered again saying, "Well, I bought it with the insurance money!" Then she said,"And remember the big beautiful house that sits at the top of the hill that I fell in love with and you said we couldn't afford?" Once more she answered saying, "Well I bought that too with the insurance money and I love living here." Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said, "Irving, remember that blowjob I promised you? Here it comes..."