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To: John Carragher who wrote (12260)	10/31/1999 3:16:00 PM
From: John Carragher	Respond to of 62549

Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. . "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second. . "I froze to death," says the second. . "That's awful," says the first man. . "How does it feel to freeze to death?" . "It's very uncomfortable at first", says the second man. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually,it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you, how did you die?" . "I had a heart attack," says the first man. . "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there, either. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died." . The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic," he says. . "What do you mean?" asks the first man. . "If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be .alive."