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To: Neenny who wrote (12269)	10/31/1999 11:20:00 PM
From: Phil(bullrider)	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Neenny, Maybe you should allow it to grow, and if you get another notice, you could mail them a copy of my post. Have fun, Phil

To: Neenny who wrote (12269)	11/2/1999 3:16:00 AM
From: Edwarda	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

A difficult dilemma: A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. “Bacon and eggs, perhaps a slice of toast? Maybe a nice sectioned grapefruit, and a cup of fresh coffee?” He declines. “It's this Viagra,” he says, “It's really taken the edge off my appetite.” At lunchtime, she asks if he would like something. “A bowl of homemade soup, maybe, with a cheese sandwich? Or how about a plate of snacks and a glass of milk?” Again he declines. “No, thanks. It's this Viagra,” he says, “It's really taken the edge off my appetite.” At dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat, offering to go to the cafe and buy him a burger supper. “Or would you rather I make you a pizza from scratch? Or, how about a tasty stir fry? That'll only take a couple of minutes...?” Once more, he declines. “Again, thanks, but it's this Viagra. It's really taken the edge off my appetite.” “Well, then,” she says, “Would you mind getting off me, already? I'm STARVING!!!”