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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (12299)	11/2/1999 4:12:00 PM
From: Kenneth V. McNutt	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62551

A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements. He tells her, "Every day when you get out of the shower, rub the top of your nipples and say,'Scooby dooby dooby. I want bigger boobies.'" > > She did this every day faithfully and after several months, it > worked! She grew great boobs! One morning she was running late and in her rush to leave for work, she realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. > > > At this point she loved her boobs and didn't want to lose them, so she got up in the middle of the bus and said,"Scooby dooby dooby, I want bigger boobies." > > A guy sitting nearby asked her, "Do you go to Dr. Smith by any chance?" > > "Why, yes, I do. How did you know?" > > "Hickory dickory dock"