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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: E. Graphs who wrote (12309)	11/3/1999 2:28:00 PM
From: Calvin Scott	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62551

Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar. What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment. What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast? They're hiring. What do toilets and an anniversary have in common? Men miss them. What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm? A pimp. Why do drivers education classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? Because on Tuesdays and Thursdays, the Sex Ed class uses it. What's the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo? A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe. How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F*CK? Get another sweet little old lady to yell “BINGO” What's the Cuban national anthem? Row, row, row your boat. What's the difference between a Northern fairy tale and a Southern fairy tale? A Northern fairy tale begins “Once upon a time...” A Southern fairytale begins “Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit...”