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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (12363)	11/5/1999 5:45:00 PM
From: John Carragher	Respond to of 62554

Kangaroos A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. The next morning, the kangaroo was outside of his enclosure, just sauntering around the zoo. A twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he got out. When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, "How high do you think they'll go?" The kangaroo said, "About a thousand feet, unless somebody locks the gate at night!"

To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (12363)	11/5/1999 5:56:00 PM
From: TigerPaw	Respond to of 62554

(Remember the good old days when people would tell a joke you already heard, but they might change it or throw in a surprise, now it's just cut and paste, and paste, and paste) Kid jokes: A three year old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed the left was on the right foot. She said, "Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet." He looked up at her with a raised brow and said, "Don't kid me, Mom, I KNOW they're my feet." On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers." A little voice from the back of the room asked, "How will that help?"