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To: margaret tasset who wrote (24719)11/6/1999 2:21:00 PM
From: Brian Malloy  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 27012
 
But you left out the most important part.
He must have used Viagra ;-)



To: margaret tasset who wrote (24719)11/6/1999 5:31:00 PM
From: Sonny McWilliams  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 27012
 
Hello Margaret. Funny, funny.

Here is something you may like. CPQ's last quote: 21 7/8 up 2 13/16.

Have a nice weekend.

Sonny



To: margaret tasset who wrote (24719)11/15/1999 12:07:00 PM
From: Ann Janssen  Respond to of 27012
 
Hi Margaret,

Thanks for the Joke, I can Always use a good laugh. Here's one for you. I'll Yack at ya later.

Take Care

Ann

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Looking For A Place to Sleep

By the time the sailor pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken.

"You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where."

"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant - an Air Force guy," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you."

"No problem," the tired Navy man assured him. "I'll take it."

The next morning the sailor came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "How'd you sleep?" asked the manager.

"Never better."

The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring?"

"Nope, I quieted him in no time" said the Navy guy.

"How'd you manage that?" asked the manager.

"He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the sailor explained.

"I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, and said, "Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."