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To: Rainy_Day_Woman who wrote (7702)11/16/1999 1:21:00 AM
From: Druss  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 12754
 
Sherry--I once suffered from extreme virginity myself.
At the time I managed to cure it I was quite delighted I have to admit. In retrospect I am finding there is no point to sex. You just get horny again.
I feel though that I achieved a major break through when I applied this reasoning to bathing. Good fortune has shown me that not bathing is also an aid to not getting sexual. It is a rare thing to see ones philosophy validated so clearly in real life.
Druss



To: Rainy_Day_Woman who wrote (7702)11/18/1999 6:05:00 PM
From: Solon  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 12754
 
I'm suffering from rare and deadly disease, extreme virginity

Dear Foxromper,

I am heartened to see people, such as yourself, finally having the courage to bring this ailment (like E.D.) out into the open.

It is, indeed, deadly. I know of one unfortunate lady who was the cause of blindness in over 8000 males who had the misfortune to run across her path over a 3 year period. The good news is this: the disease is eminently treatable provided the patient is willing to be helped. I have treated this disease for approximately 30 years now with stellar results. With caring people this disease can be relegated to the past and piled in the dust bins of history. In males this disease is less susceptible to treatment (although a Doctor named Druss has reported some small successes in the process)...but it is also much less prevalent...