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To: SteveJerseyShore who wrote (12516)11/17/1999 4:15:00 PM
From: Carol Putnam  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 62550
 
Al was finding it difficult to sleep at night. He begged the doctor to give him a strong sedative. The doctor obliged, but told him to take only half of the prescribed pill. To make sure he slept, Al took a whole pill and went to sleep.
As dawn came up, Al awoke. He felt refreshed. Cheerful, he went to work. As he walked into the office, he saw the boss and said, "I'm ready. I slept like a log. I jumped out of bed like a kid this morning."

The boss said, "Nice. But where were you yesterday?"



To: SteveJerseyShore who wrote (12516)11/17/1999 11:41:00 PM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62550
 
"That's alright", I say.
"When I tell you the price, your gonna shit!"

Only a carsalesmen could and would say something like that. Having been in the biz for quite some time, I fell on the floor cuz I was laughing so hard when I read that.


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