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To: OPER8OR324 who wrote (12563)	11/21/1999 11:10:00 PM
From: Oral Roberts	Respond to of 62551

I knew that it was nonsense but found it quite funny none the less. The Plan In the beginning was the Plan And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were without form And the Plan was completely without substance And darkness fell upon the face of the Workers And they spake amongst themselves, saying, "It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh!" And the Workers went to their Supervisors and sayeth, "It is a pail of dung, and none may abide the odour thereof!" And the Supervisors went unto their Managers And sayeth unto them, "It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong such that None may abide by it!" And the Managers went unto the Directors and sayeth, "It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide by its strength!" And the Directors spake amongst themselves, saying one unto the other, "It containeth that which aideth the growth of plants, and it is very strong!" And the Directors went unto the Vice Presidents saying unto them, "It promoteth growth, and it is very powerfull." And the Vice Presidents went unto the President and sayeth unto him, "This new Plan will actively promote growth and the efficiency of this company, and in these areas in particular.." And the President looked upon the Plan, And saw that it was good, And the Plan became Policy AND THIS IS HOW SHIT HAPPENS!