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To: Chris K. who wrote (12580)11/22/1999 8:20:00 PM
From: Bill Rinker  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62558
 
On 25th anniversary, the wife asks"What were you feelings, and what did you think of me 25 years ago?"
Husband replies that he was mad about her, and that all he wanted to do was F$%# her brains out, and suck her T#&s
dry.
She then asks, "Well how do you feel now"
Well, he says, I feel I've done that.



To: Chris K. who wrote (12580)11/22/1999 11:30:00 PM
From: Mephisto  Respond to of 62558
 
"Soooo," pondered Peter. "What bad things did you do on earth?"

Clinton thought a bit and answered, "Well, I smoked marijuana but you
shouldn't hold that against me because I didn't inhale. I guess I had
extra-marital sex, but you shouldn't hold that against me because I didn't
really have 'sexual relations.' And I lied, but I didn't commit perjury."


Show up at the funeral services in a clown suit.