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To: Wooly who wrote (12610)	11/23/1999 9:56:00 PM
From: Phil(bullrider)	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

Wooly, That might get you suspended. Have fun, Phil

To: Wooly who wrote (12610)	11/23/1999 10:21:00 PM
From: bob_the_ignoramus	Respond to of 62558

I thought the answer would be you can only get two fingers and a thumb into a bowling ball. hehe.

To: Wooly who wrote (12610)	11/23/1999 11:14:00 PM
From: Angler	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

Eighty year old woman. Okay, here's one for you. 80 yr. old Sarah has been feeling pretty heavy of late and sort of queesy in the morning so she goes to her doctor. After a complete examination the doctor tells her that the good news is that she's in perfect health. The bad news is that she's pregnant. She exclaims, "I can't be." The doctor says, "You are, but have you been doing anything unusual lately?" She says, "Yes, I've had a wonderful new boy friend this year - Abe. He's over 90 yrs. old." "Well", the doctor responds. "I wonder if he's using Viagra?". Sarah says she'll find out right now and grabs his phone. She dials it up and Abe answers immediately. She says: "Abe, you have put me with child. Are you using Viagra?". Abe answers, "Who is this?"