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To: The Philosopher who wrote (12625)	11/24/1999 5:23:00 PM
From: Angler	Respond to of 62558

Depression lawyer Joke (heard this in the 30s): St. Peter and Satan were constantly bickering and arguing about litter and turf until God finally stepped in ordering them to keep apart. He ordered Satan to keep his messes below the Pearly Gates. Then he turned to St. Peter and told him to keep his side of the line clean and neat and away from Satan side. Well, as things worked out, Satan let things go to hell and stuff kept blowing into St.Peter's side. St. Peter hollered and hollered to no avail. Finally, St. Peter yelled down that if Satan didn't do right he was going to take action. "Oh and what is that?" exclaimed the Devil. "I'll sue you" replied St. Peter. "Ha Ha" laughed the Devil. "Where are you going to get a lawyer?"