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To: Mephisto who wrote (12630)	11/24/1999 7:42:00 PM
From: John Carragher	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

A blonde bought one of those fancy, electric coffee makers. It had all the latest gadgets on it. The salesman carefully explained how everything worked: "Plug it in, set the timer, go back to bed, and when you get up the coffee is ready!" A few weeks later the blonde was back in the store. The salesman asked her how she liked the coffee maker. "Wonderful! But there's one thing I don't understand. Why do I have to go to bed every time I want to make a pot of coffee?"