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To: T.R. who wrote (12670)	11/29/1999 2:22:00 PM
From: T.R.	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62558

This boaj* walks into a store. Curious about a shiny object, he asks, "What is that?" The store clerk responds, "It's a thermos." The boaj then asks, "What does it do?" The clerk says "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." So the boaj buys one. The next day, he brings it to work. His boss, also a boaj, asks, "What is that shiny object?" He replies "It's a thermos." The boss asks, "What does it do?" "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The boss then asks, "What do you have in there?" "Two cups of coffee and a popsicle."

To: T.R. who wrote (12670)	12/28/1999 10:52:00 AM
From: Barney	Respond to of 62558

You Must Have A Double A guy walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What'll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars", to which he replies "What are you talking about? I don't owe you anything for this". Now a lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversation, pipes up and says to the bartender, "You know, he's got you there. In the original offer, which consitutes a binding contract upon acceptance, there was no stipulation of remuneration". The bartender's miffed and not impressed, says to the guy, "Okay, you beat me for a drink. But don't ever let me catch you in here again". The next day, same guy strolls into the bar. The bartender says, "What the heck are you doing in here? I can't believe you've got the audacity to come back!". The guy says "What are you talking about? I've never been in this place in my life", to which the bartender humbly replies, "I'm very sorry, but this is truly uncanny. You must have a double." Whereupon the guy grins and says, "Thank you! Make it a scotch." -=- -=- -=- -=- -=- -=- -=- -=- -=- -=- A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.