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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Tommy Hicks who wrote (12679)	11/29/1999 6:40:00 PM
From: Tomato	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

>> >"The Washington Post's Style Invitational asked >> >readers to take any word from the dictionary, >> >alter it by adding, subtracting or changing >> >one letter, and supply a new definition. >> >Here are some of the winners: >> > >> >1. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. >> > >> >2. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for >> > the purpose of getting laid. >> > >> >3. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high >> > up on walls. >> > >> >4. Tatyr: A lecherous Mr. Potato Head. >> > >> >5. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic >> > wit and the recipient who doesn't get it. >> > >> >6. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you >> > are running late. >> > >> >7. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness. >> > >> >8. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. >> > >> >9. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending >> > off all these really bad vibes, >> > right? And then, like, the Earth >> > explodes and it's, like, a serious >> > bummer. >> > >> >10. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to >> > seem smarter when they come at >> > you rapidly. >> > >> >11. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, >> > which lasts until you realize it >> > was your money to start with. >> > >> >12. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole." >>