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To: Susan G who wrote (12683)	11/30/1999 10:45:00 AM
From: jERRY Ö¿Ö	Respond to of 62566

Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Tim?" "My goldfish died," replied Tim tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your friggin cat."

To: Susan G who wrote (12683)	11/30/1999 11:32:00 AM
From: PMS Witch	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62566

I read your 'pinching' story in today's paper. On the next page, was a story about a guy in London (Canada) who was in hospital with serious burns. Evidently, he decided to mow the lawn one last time this season. His lawn was covered with snow. (We had a storm a day or so ago.) He was found with gasoline, a mower, a package of cigarettes, and a lighter. He was also naked. I can't imagine why a guy would decide to mow a snow-covered lawn in the nude in November. Further, why the guy wouldn't go inside for his smoke. Cheers, PW.