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To: epicure who wrote (42976)	11/30/1999 2:39:00 PM
From: Lizzie Tudor	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 71178

Try princess mononoke for an anim‚ film.

To: epicure who wrote (42976)	11/30/1999 3:06:00 PM
From: Jacques Chitte	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 71178

Worse than the "He-Man and Masters of the Universe" feature film, which takes the cake for any movie I've sat through?

To: epicure who wrote (42976)	12/1/1999 11:17:00 AM
From: Rambi	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 71178

Knowing how important doing all the right things is for you and me, especially at this time of year, I thought you might want to check out what our friend, Martha, has planned for this month. I'm actually rather appalled that she put it off to this late date. I finished most of these projects in August, except for the Virgin Birth which of course must be done at the last minute. Martha Stewart's Holiday Calendar December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Spray paint gold, turn upside down and use as a sleigh to hold Christmas cards. December 2 Have Mormon Tabernacle Choir record outgoing Christmas message for answering machine. December 3 Using candlewick and hand gilded miniature pinecones, fashion cat-o-nine tails. Flog gardener. December 4 Repaint Sistine Chapel ceiling in ecru, with mocha trim. December 5 Get new eyeglasses. Grind lenses myself. December 6 Fax family Christmas newsletter to Pulitzer committee for consideration. December 7 Debug Windows '98. December 10 Align carpets to adjust for curvature of Earth. December 11 Lay Faberge egg. December 12 Take dog apart. Disinfect. Reassemble. December 13 Collect dentures. They make excellent pastry cutters, particularly for decorative pie crusts. December 14 Install plumbing in gingerbread house. December 15 Replace air in mini-van tires with Glade "holiday scents" in case tires are shot out at mall. December 17 Child proof the Christmas tree with garland of razor wire. December 19 Adjust legs of chairs so each Christmas dinner guest will be same height when sitting at his or her assigned seat. December 20 Dip sheep and cows in egg whites and roll in confectioner's sugar to add a festive touch to the pasture. December 21 Drain city reservoir; refill with mulled cider, orange slices, and cinnamon sticks. December 22 Float votive candles in toilet. December 23 Seed clouds for white Christmas. December 24 Do my annual good deed. Go to several stores. Be seen engaged in last minute Christmas shopping, thus making many people feel less inadequate than they really are. December 25 Bear son. Swaddle. Lay in color coordinated manger scented with homemade potpourri. December 26 Organize spice racks by genus and phylum. December 27 Build snowman in exact likeness of God. December 31 New Year's Eve! Give staff their resolutions. Call a friend in each time zone of the world as the clock strikes midnight in that country.