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To: Jim S who wrote (1207)12/4/1999 9:31:00 PM
From: V.  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 2633
 
Lower Brain Functioning aka Lowering Expectations

Johnny Bravo failed again to find a suitable mate. The alien returned to her spacecraft taking the human cerebral sample with her for analysis. Meanwhile, his medullary cravings were satisfied by spooning seeds from the freshly cut half melon while he salivated. Such was the life of a partial decapitate.