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To: Stevefoder who wrote (12749)12/5/1999 11:40:00 PM
From: V.  Respond to of 62562
 
HAPPILY ADDICTED TO THE WEB
(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")

Doorbell rings, I'm not listenin'
From my mouth, drool is glistenin'
I'm happy although
My boss let me go
Happily addicted to the Web

All night long, I sit clicking
Unaware time is ticking
There's beard on my cheek
Same clothes for a week
Happily addicted to the Web

Friends come by, they shake me, saying, "Yo, man!
Don't you know tonight's the senior prom?"
With a listless shrug, I mutter, "No, man...
I just discovered letterman-dot-com!"

I don't phone, don't send faxes
Don't go out, don't pay taxes
Who cares if someday
They drag me away?
I'm happily addicted to the Web!