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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (12770)	12/7/1999 2:12:00 PM
From: Calvin Scott	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

A priest is in a church on Saturday afternoon, hearing confessions. A man walked in and knelt down - “Father, it has been two weeks since my last confession - these are my sins. Last night I had sex with Nookie Green.” “That is your sin?” “Yes, Father.” “You are forgiven. Go out and say one Our Father.” The man left. Soon, another man entered and knelt, “Father, it has been one month since my last confession. These are my sins. I have had sex with Nookie Green every week for the last month.” The priest thought to himself this Nookie Green woman is fairly popular with his male parishioners... “Those are your sins?” “Yes.” “You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's.” The man left. Soon, another entered and knelt, “Father, it has been six months since my last confession. These are my sins - I have had sex with Nookie Green twice a week for the last six months.” This time, priest had to ask, “Who is this Nookie Green?” “Just a woman I know,” came the reply. “Very well, you are forgiven. Go out and say ten Hail Mary's.” The priest closed the church for the evening and left wondering who this Nookie Green woman was. The next Sunday morning, the priest was giving the sermon in front of his congregation. The doors flew open in the back of the church and in walked a woman, a tall redhead with long gorgeous hair, a green sequin dress, green sequined heels and a green hat with a long green feather coming from it. She walked straight up the aisle and sat down right in front of the priest, her knees apart. The priest can not help but to stop and stare. He finally caught himself and leaned over to ask the altar >boy,”Pssssst...Is that Nookie Green?” The altar boy had a look and said, “No, I think it's just the reflection off her shoes.”