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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Calvin Scott who wrote (12788)	12/8/1999 2:57:00 PM
From: High Grader	Respond to of 62558

Good answer on the angels. Love parrot jokes. A lady buys a parrot and takes him home. Of course the parrot was owned by a sailor and swears furiously all of the time. It tells the lady to "go to hell," every time she gets near it. She goes back to the pet shop to complain and the pet shop owner tells her the parrot is just over-heated. To cool the parrot off, just pull out a feather each time he swears. The lady goes home and each time the parrot swears she yanks out a feather. Of course this just makes the parrot swear more and it tells her to go to hell again. Finally in desperation she thinks that she will really cool off the parrot and opens the fridge, throws the parrot in the fridge and slams the door. The parrot is in the dark and starts to feel his way around when he bumps into the switch that turns on the fridge light. There, right in front of the parrot, is a chicken; all plucked and ready to roast. " #@it says the parrot you must have told her to %^ck off!"