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To: Peter S. Maroulis who wrote (12803)	12/11/1999 12:02:00 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Respond to of 62562

"A good repeat" A dedicated shop steward was at a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he go to the first one, he asked the madam, "Is this a union house?" "No, I'm sorry it isn't" "Well, if I pay you one hundred dollars, what cut do the girls get?" "The house gets eighty dollars, and the girls get twenty dollars." Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable shop. His search continued for quite a while. Finally he reached a brothel where the madam said, "Why yes, this is a union house." "And if I pay you one hundred dollars, what cut do the girls get?" "The girls get eighty dollars, and the house gets twenty dollars." "That's more like it!" the man said. He looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive redhead. "I'd like her for the night." "I'm sure you would sir," said the madam, gesturing to a fat fifty-year-old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has seniority."