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To: Oral Roberts who wrote (12827)	12/14/1999 1:42:00 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Respond to of 62549

Sung To The Tune Of The Beverly Hillbillies Well dere once was a story 'bout a man named Bill Da poor President couldn't keep his willie still. Den one day he was workin at his desk, When in walks Monica and shows da boy her chest. Boobs that is. Two of 'em. Bodacious ta tas Well da next thing ya know, Monica is on her knees, mouth open wide and as happy as you please. Bill sez, "Oh yeah now don't say a thing," "If you do a good job then we'll have a little fling." Blow job that is, Phalli osculation. Well Bill lost his load and it fell upon her dress, He said "clean it up, 'cuz you really are a mess. And your invited here to dis fine locality, To have a heapen' helpin' of the little Willie C." Da weiner that is. Da presidential staff So week after week, Monica is on her knees, Keepin' Willie and his weiner just as happy as you please. But then she figures out dat the thing had gone too far And she blabbed it all to Linda Tripp who blabbed it all to Starr. Bad girl, that is. Da Cigars. Bodacious ta ta's Well it weren't too long 'til we all knew the score, 'bout da stuff dat went down behind da oval door. Da country's in da toilet and da people cry, "No more" But if we oust da cheatin' jerk, den we goota live with Gore. Boob that is. Great big one. Head stuck up His rear. So now ya know da story 'bout Bill our president, Wonderin' if dis thing's gonna cost him every cent. So da moral of da story is to do it quietly, And stay outta trouble with dat bitch Hilliary.