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To: Susie924 who wrote (2021)12/14/1999 9:59:00 AM
From: Barney  Respond to of 2380
 
Look on the Bright Side

A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport. "These hills are getting steeper as the years go by," one complained.

"These fairways seem to be getting longer too," wheezed a second.

"And somehow, the sand traps seem to be bigger than I remember 'em too," said the third.

Hearing just about enough from his buddies, the oldest, and the wisest of the foursome at 87 years old, piped up and said, "Oh my friends, just be thankful we're still on this side of the grass!"



To: Susie924 who wrote (2021)12/14/1999 10:02:00 AM
From: Barney  Respond to of 2380
 
Exercise? Oh, I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

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No! I am not honking because I love Jesus -
I'm honking 'cause you can't drive!



To: Susie924 who wrote (2021)12/14/1999 12:01:00 PM
From: The Rabbit  Respond to of 2380
 
This went around the laughter thread about a year and a half ago, getting better and better each time. Here was the last one:

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