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To: Edwarda who wrote (12859)	12/19/1999 8:55:00 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Respond to of 62549

There was this guy who owned a very fast motorcycle. His friends would always tell him, that because he only had one good eye (the other being a glass eye) that if he didn't slow down when he rides his motorcycle, he would someday be involved in a serious accident. But the friend's warnings were to no avail. One day he did get into a terrible accident out on a lonely, rarely used stretch of highway. The driver and his passenger were both eye doctors. There was no one around when the accident happened. So one turned to the other and said, "He just seems to be knocked out cold!". They checked the cyclist over and he seemed alright, except he had excessive damage to his eye! The driver then said to his friend, "Why don't we take him to our eye clinic, fix his eye, and then put him and the motorcycle back where the accident happened. We put him near to a tree, so that no one will think that anyone else was involved in the accident!". So they did just that! The next day, the local newspaper reported the accident. The Headline reads, "Mysterious Auto Accident Involving Cyclist with Two Glass Eyes"