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To: E who wrote (12875)	12/20/1999 3:33:00 AM
From: GROUND ZERO™	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

NEVADA 1999-2000 SEASON AND BAG LIMIT ON ATTORNEYS 1. Any person with a valid Nevada hunting license may harvest attorneys. 2. Attorneys may be taken with traps and deadfalls. Currency may not be used as bait. 3. Attorneys may not be killed with a motorized vehicle. If accidentally struck, the hunter should move the carcass to the roadside, and proceed to a car wash. 4. It is unlawful to chase, herd or harvest attorneys from a snowmobile, watercraft, or aircraft. Marked police vehicles may be used as shooting platforms. 5. It is unlawful to shout, "WHIPLASH," "AMBULANCE," or "FREE SCOTCH" for the purpose of trapping attorneys. 6. It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW or Mercedes dealerships. 7. It is unlawful for a hunter to disguise himself as a reporter, drug dealer, female law clerk, sheep, accident victim, physician, bookie, or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting attorneys. 8. Care should be used so as not to endanger any remaining species. We would not want a repetition of the disaster that followed the "no limit" season on the subspecies "Honest Lawyer." That particular variety is now extinct. Excessive harvesting of other species could dry up the supply of palm grease, cheap three-piece suits, and forked tongues that efficient dressing of lawyers' carcasses yield. GZ

To: E who wrote (12875)	12/26/1999 5:23:00 PM
From: Edwarda	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

The 23rd Pound >>>My appetite is my shepherd; I always want. >>>It maketh me sit down and stuff myself. >>>It leadeth me to my refrigerator repeatedly. >>>It leadeth me in the path of Burger King for a Whopper. >>>It destroyeth my shape. >>>Yea, though I knoweth I gaineth, I will not stop eating >>>For the food tasteth so good. >>>The ice cream and the cookies, they comfort me. >>>When the table is spread before me, it exciteth me >>>For I knoweth that I sooneth shall dig in. >>>As I filleth my plate continuously, >>>My clothes runneth smaller. >>>Surely bulges and pudgies shall follow me all the days of my life >>>And I shall be "pleasingly plump" forever. >>> >>>~ author unknown ~