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To: Tom Clarke who wrote (63949)	12/22/1999 2:26:00 PM
From: jlallen	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 67261

Well, phone sex could be construed as another form of "oral" right? Maybe aural? LOL! JLA

To: Tom Clarke who wrote (63949)	12/22/1999 2:30:00 PM
From: jlallen	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 67261

******** OT************* Humor: (Warning-Lawyer Joke follows)** Once there was a Jew, a Hindu and a lawyer that met late one evening while touring the holy lands. They decided to try and find a place for the night. They came upon a small farm and asked the farmer if they could spend the night. The farmer replied that they could but only 2 could sleep in his small house. The other would have to sleep in the barn with the livestock. The Jew volunteered to take the barn and everyone turned in for the night. A while later there was a knock at the door. It was the Jew. He said that there were pigs in the barn and his religion prevented him from sleeping there. The Hindu volunteered to go to the barn and all retired again. In a few minutes there was a knck at the door again. It was the Hindu saying that there were cows in the barn which were sacred to his faith. The lawyer then said he would stay in the barn and, once again, everyone went to bed. Suddenly there was a loud banging at the door. When the farmer opened it, there stood the cow and the pig.....