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To: John Carragher who wrote (12931)	1/1/2000 2:33:00 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Happy new year 2000! Two Jewish matrons were conversing in the Florida room of a large white mansion in Boca Raton. The first woman says, "Ven mine first child vas born, mine husband built for me this beautiful mension." The second woman says, "Fentestic." The first woman continues, "Ven mine second child vas born, mine husband bought for me dot fine Kedillek in de driveway." Again, the second woman says, "Fentestic." The first woman boasts, "Den, ven mine third child vas born, mine husband bought for me this exqvisite diamond bracelet." Yet again, the second woman comments, "Fentestic." The first woman then asks her companion, "Vat did your husband buy for you ven you had your first child?" The second woman replies, "Mine husband sent me to charm school." "Charm school!" the first woman cries, "Vay is mir! Vot for?" The first woman responds, "So dot instead of saying 'Who gives a shit', I learned to say, "Fentestic."