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To: John Messbauer who wrote (12948)	1/2/2000 11:28:00 PM
From: jgibbs	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

This guy meets a blonde at the bar. They are watching the 11 o'clock local news where they're showing a man threatening to jump from the top of a building. The guys says to the blonde. "Look at that crazy guy. I'll bet you ten bucks the guy jumps." "No way," says the blonde. "He won't do it. You're on." Sure enough, the guy jumps, and the blonde shakes her head and reaches for her purse to pay the bet. "Hey," says the guy. "I can't take your money. I knew the guy was going to jump. I saw this on the six o'clock news." "Oh, yeah," replies the blonde. " Well, I saw the six o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy would be stupid enough to do it twice."