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To: George Coyne who wrote (12953)1/3/2000 10:10:00 PM
From: raydit  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
Elephant Stew

1 Elephant (Medium Size)
2 Rabbits
Salt and Pepper To Taste
Lots Of Gravy

Cut elephant into bite sized pieces. This will take about two months.
Reserve the trunk. You will need something to store the pieces in.
Add enough gravy to cover. Cook over a kerosene fire about 4 weeks at 465 degrees. This will serve about 3,800 people. If more are expected, add the rabbits. Do this only if necessary, as most people do not like to find hare in their stew.