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To: GROUND ZERO™ who wrote (12961)	1/5/2000 11:48:00 AM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

You know you're a Jewish redneck if: 1. you think a hora is a high priced call girl 2. you light your shabbos candles from your cigarette 3. your belt buckle is bigger than your yarmukle 4. instead of a noisemaker, you've fired a shotgun at the sound of haman's name 5. you have a gun rack in your sukkah 6. you think "KKK" is a symbol for really kosher 7. you think marrying your first cousin is required according to Jewish law 8. you don't ride on shabbot because your car is up on blocks 9. when someone shouts L'chaim, you respond L'howdy 10. you are saving a bottle of mogen david wine for some special occasion.