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To: Barney who wrote (2100)1/7/2000 12:39:00 AM
From: Susie924  Read Replies (6) | Respond to of 2380
 


SOUP DU JOUR


A man goes into a cafe and sits down. A waitress comes to
take his order, and he asks her, "What's the special of the
day?"

"Chili," she says, "but the gentleman next to you got the
last bowl."

The man says he'll just have coffee, and the waitress goes
to fetch it. As he waited, he noticed the man next to him
was eating a full lunch and the bowl of chili remained uneaten.

"Are you going to eat your chili?" he asked.

"No, help yourself," replied his neighbor.

The man picked up a spoon and eagerly began devouring the
chili. When he got halfway through the bowl, he noticed the
body of a dead mouse in the bottom of the bowl. Sickened, he
puked the chili he had just eaten back into the bowl.

The man sitting next to him says, "Yeah, that's as far as I
got, too."