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To: EyeDrMike who wrote (2547)1/11/2000 3:23:00 PM
From: E'Lane  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 26417
 
grrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
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North and South

Everything Southern has its Yankee counterpart. Here's how to tell which is which:

The North has sun-dried toe-mah-toes The South has 'mater samiches

The North has coffeehouses The South has Waffle Houses

The North has Mom The South has Mama

The North has dating services The South has family reunions

The North has switchblade knives The South has Lee Press-on Nails

The North has saving the whales The South has getting saved

The North has double last names The South has double first names

The North has sensational tabloids The South has neighbors

The North has Ted Kennedy The South has Jesse Helms

The North has an ambulance, The South has an amalance

The North has the Mafia, The South has NASCAR

The North has Indy car races The South has Swamp Buggy races

The North has multiple branched family trees The South has family trees
with
trunks and no branches

The North has Cream of Wheat or Oatmeal The South has grits

The North has green salads The South has collard greens and chitlins

The North has lobsters The South has crawdads

The North has Distilleries, Breweries, and liquor stores The South has
stills, shine, and them ridgerunners

The North has flower gardens, bird baths, and flagpoles in front yards The

South has cars on blocks, pink flamingos, and washtubs in front yards

The North has the rust belt The South has the Bible Belt

The North has Dan Quayle The South has Bill Clinton. (the North lucked out on that one!