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To: bayvision who wrote (13038)	1/14/2000 8:53:00 PM
From: Cosmo Daisey	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes are piling up.

To: bayvision who wrote (13038)	1/17/2000 11:39:00 AM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Respond to of 62549

Don't be helpful !!! This fellow was walking down the street, when he met his buddy. His buddy had two black eyes, so he asked him, "How did you get those two black eyes?" His buddy replied, "Well, we were in church Sunday, and when we stood up to sing a hymn, the lady in front of me had her dress stuck up the crack of her ass. So, being the gentleman I am, I reached down, and pulled the dress free. She turned around, and hit me between the eyes." His friend said, "You mean to tell me that woman hit you so hard it blackened both eyes?" "No," said his friend, "but when we stood back up to sing another hymn, I tucked it back up in there for her."