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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: SteveJerseyShore who wrote (13062)	1/17/2000 8:45:00 PM
From: Edwarda	Respond to of 62549

More bumper stickers: "Keep honking, I'm reloading." "I'm multi-talented, I can talk and irritate you at the same time." "I was totally against the theory of evolution and then I saw you." "My other car is a broom." "I only have two speeds and if this one isn't fast enough, I know you won't like the other one." "I finally got my head together, but then my body fell apart!" "God put me on earth to accomplish a certain # of things. I'm so far behind I'll live forever." "If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked >something." "You know you're getting old when your hip goes out more often than you do." "Please don't annoy me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies." "Stand back, I have an attitude and I know how to use it." "I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can always go on a diet." "I hate everyone and you're next." "Don't take it personally, you're not the ONLY one who bugs me!" "Sometimes I stop to think and then I forget to start again." "Of course, Dorothy got lost! She was traveling with three MEN!!!!!" "Very funny, Scotty, now beam down my clothes." "Beam me up, Scotty.... there's no intelligent life here." "Mean people need Prozac." "Honk if this is your car." "My Wife is a Good Housekeeper.... She Kept The House."