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To: Chris K. who wrote (13079)	1/18/2000 12:45:00 PM
From: Calvin Scott	Respond to of 62549

New at Kentucky Fried Chicken - a New York Special called the Hillary: 2 - Small breasts 2 - Large Thighs 6 - Left Wings

To: Chris K. who wrote (13079)	1/18/2000 1:17:00 PM
From: Edwarda	Respond to of 62549

Laughed myself silly enough on the first reading! One morning this blonde calls her friend and says, "Please come over and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to start it." Her friend asks, "What is it a puzzle of?" The blonde says, "From the picture on the box, it's a tiger." The blonde's friend figures that he's pretty good at puzzles, so he heads over to her place. She lets him in the door and shows him to where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then studies the box. He then turns to her and says, "First, no matter what I do, I'm not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to look like the picture of that tiger. Second, I'd advise you to relax, have a cup of coffee, and put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

To: Chris K. who wrote (13079)	1/18/2000 1:59:00 PM
From: Tomato	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

I don't usually pass on news like this, but sometimes > > > > we need to pause and remember what life is about: > > > > There was a great loss recently in the entertainment > > > > world. Larry LaPrise, the Detroit native who wrote > > > > the song "Hokey Pokey," died last week at 83. > > > > It was especially difficult for the family to keep him > > > > in the casket. They'd put his left leg in and....well > > > > you know the rest...