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To: The Rabbit who wrote (13121)	1/21/2000 1:10:00 PM
From: Thomas M.	Respond to of 62549

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To: The Rabbit who wrote (13121)	1/21/2000 7:35:00 PM
From: John Carragher	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

How to Identify where the driver is from.. > > 1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago. > > 2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York. > > 3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across > all lanes of traffic: New Jersey. > > 4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly > on accelerator: Boston. > > 5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf > cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, with > gun in lap: Los Angeles. > > 6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, > quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California. > > 7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, > head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy. > > 8. One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell > phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game: Seattle. > > 9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, > alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and > both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's bag out the window: > Texas. > > 10. Four-wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear > window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to > antenna: West Virginia. > > 11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible > above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left > lane with the left blinker on: Florida.